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@b_t_walsh@Atlassian @AskAtlassian any timeline for SAML SSO support in @Jira or @Confluence for iOS?
@Jira Jira down for me
@Jira Someone’s having a bad case the Monday’s. Getting sporadic connection errors.
@hacknplan Are there any plans to add a bug tracking system like Mantis or Jira ?
Who has time for Jira? I’ve got real work I could be doing!
Jira filter refresh is broken
jira error : "sorry can't preview .png"
jira is down. in other words, it's just a normal day today
5 bug stages in JIRA: - WON'T FIX/CLOSED - REJECTED/CLOSED - INCOMPLETE/CLOSED - BLOCKED - IN PROGRESS
Jira does not track anything. Humans do.
This is also why I roll my eyes when the Jira tickets says “custom dropdown element”
M does not use Jira
@Smartsheet bad deploy? How long can we expect an outage? Is the Smartsheet to JIRA integration effected?
@molly_struve*grabs big feature JIRA ticket*
*reads ticket*
*puts ticket back*
*grabs 3 small bug fix tickets instead*
Me when I fix something at work without the JIRA team 
*adds something to his work JIRA board on a Saturday night*
MY SERVER CAN'T TALK TO ANOTHER SERVER THAT IT NEEDS TO AND I CAN'T RAISE A TICKET BECAUSE JIRA IS DOWN FUCK OFF JUST FUCK OFF
Well, the world's falling apart, but I'm closing JIRA tickets so whatevs!
i wouldn't call updating someone else's JIRA ticket just to fix a typo a power move, but it is A move.
Always thankful for Jira's very helpful error messages 
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